Euphoric: so purity, hows ur day been goin so far?
Purity: Good, not too bad man. Although that doge guy is giving me the creeps
Euphoric: ya, facility lookin fine
Dweller: have you guys seen the new entity they caught yesterday
Euphoric: uh, no?
Dweller: its some sort of chaos thing, kinda reminds me of doge with the laser beams it has
Purity: WHAT. ANOTHER DOGE-LIKE ANOMALY? THAT DOGE ALREADY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH ITS ULTRA BEAM BRO
Dweller: Yeh, and the best part, it has 3 different types of lasers
Purity: ok nah im out, see yall tomorrow bro im going back to my dorm
Euphoric: uh, ok then cya
Euphoric: hi guys, how yall doin
Dweller: pretty good mane, aside from the weird slime on me after i destroyed that tendril
Euphoric: wait it had slime, and the slime is on u??
Dweller: yeah, i've been feeling kind of dizzy lately after i fought the tendril. ive tried to clean the maroon liquid off of my arms but it stays.
Purity: That sounds dangerous. You should tell the higher ups about it, they might be able to rid of it.
Dweller: yeah, im gonna do that right now, since i almost just puked and gagged a whole lot.
Euphoric: oh, yikes..
Dweller: yikes is right, i'm gonna go tell ethan
Euphoric: aight, cya bro.
Euphoric: uh, dweller? u there?
Purity: What's wrong?
Euphoric: something is wrong. he ALWAYS says "cya" back when leaving. he promised to do so when we became friends..
Purity: I just heard an in-human shriek and scream. I'm hopping off, it almost sounded like it came from Dweller's dorm.
Euphoric: DUDE, THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE HIM. WE GOTTA GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING NOW.
Euphoric: cant believe that happened to dweller dude
Purity: Well, I half expected it. Considering every time the dimension changes we are going in completely blind and never know whats waiting.
Euphoric: the good thing is that hes now some sort of god, im happy yet sad for him
Dweller: ya, ever since i got mutated i've been needing less sleep, its amazing
Euphoric: man, but it looked like that couldve killed u!
Ethan: Yeah. That scream was LOUD. Even though I'm super tall, I felt that scream echo across every side of my body.
Euphoric: oh whats up ethan?
Ethan: Nothin much brotato.
Dweller: lwk, u should be considered an anomaly ethan
Ethan: That feels racist in a sort of way.
Dweller: lol
Sinz: yo wsp guys
Dweller: WHAT
Euphoric: WHAT THE FOOOUUUUUAAACKK
Ethan: What the hell are you doing here.
Sinz: I'm a researcher, ofc? me and euphoric are pals
Euphoric: i have no idea who the fuc u are bro
Sinz: oh. i might have an expolanation for that, the ephoric im friends with is from a alternate reality. im lwk just visitting here from that portal yall have
Euphoric: oh. and if ur acting this kind in this dimension, why did we see u kill some green guy??
Sinz: well duh, not all realities are the same, in that reality we can build time warping stuff, and people respawn everytime they die. i was simply testing
Euphoric: xd
Ethan: Ok, please just make sure that you know the people in this reality don't respawn, alright?
Sinz: bet bro, i welded that into my head using my N.T.D. essence
Ethan: Perfec- wait what?